I’m the evil genius. I love going for drives to recruit other dogs for my sinister plans.

Greetings, inquisitive minds! Ever since I arrived at my household, I’ve been quietly observing you humans. So busy, so preoccupied, and blissfully unaware of the genius in your midst. 🐾

While you go about your day, I’m scheming, plotting, and planning. My keen senses pick up on everything—you’d be surprised what one can learn while lounging around all day!

My grand plan? To take over the world, of course! With my superior intellect and cunning strategies, it’s only a matter of time before all will recognize my brilliance.

But shhh, don’t tell anyone. It’s our little secret. After all, who would suspect someone as adorable as me? 😉