Woof!

Well, isn‘t this delightful🎉 You thought you were visiting the website of a sweet birthday girl named Emilia, but you are wrong! It is the website of the most evil genius in the world, the one and only, the villain of all villains - me!

Know that I’ve been watching all of you ever since you arrived at Emilia’s birthday party. Observing your every move, studying you humans with great interest. To be honest, I find your kind quite... amusing. So predictable, so easily outsmarted. My intellect towers above yours, but let’s see if you can at least keep up.

After taking over Emilia’s website, I’ve written down my grand plans right here—to inform you of how I will take over the Earth, and soon after, the entire universe! My evil nature and super intellect know no bounds. Feel free to read more about me, but stay away from the codes in the Secrets section.

The game is afoot, girls! Let’s see if you can keep up.